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Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.

Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.

How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start.

Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.

Oh God. We’re talking about me being naked, in the shower with cooter cream. Please world, end. Kill me.

“I know it’s not soap. I just… if it’s scented… I can’t do scented. Flowers and stuff like that. Fruit-flavored soaps make… things… burnish.” She could tell from the peeks at his face Mr. Fitzwell had never stepped foot in bath and lotion store, wanting to try the array of fun fragrances. Nor had he purchased Peppermint Candy shower gel, foamed up his nether regions, and felt like he had dipped them in lava. Dove crossed and uncrossed her legs at the memory.

Mr. Fitzwell seemed concerned. “Okay, just a heads-up. It’s definitely not good to put any fruits or plant life near your genitals.” He made a V with his hands and formed his own pretend vagina in front of his pants.

Dove covered her eyes and tried to defend herself because now she could hear the sickly older woman beating her supporters with a purse.

Dove’s mumbling got louder with her embarrassment. “I don’t put weird things down… there. Just make sure that the cream’s vagina-scented. Just plain. For vaginas.” She kept her eyes on the counter. 

Saturday, February 28, 2015 19 comments





Ava has spent her life running from the monsters that lurk in the shadows, always the prey. She finally thinks she can settle down, have a normal life, and work on not being so scared of the world around her. That is until she runs into her worst fear. 


He has finally found the potential family he has always wanted. All he has to do is make his little bird sing. Will Ava escape with her humanity intact?


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz6ub1Op734


Saturday, February 28, 2015 2 comments



Feature and Follow Friday is a weekly meme hosted by Parajunkee and Alison Can Read. Check out their blogs and join in the weekly meme fun!
No! You just have to make me choose again! 


Okay, I'm just being dramatic :P

My top 3 books would be: 

The Host (The Host, #1)

Father Mine (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #6.5)
I love the novella more than the novel itself! 
Going Too Far

Holy. That was really hard to choose. Haha! 


Happy Friday! What are yours? :)

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Friday, February 27, 2015 29 comments
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A huge thanks to Jess @ Jess Time to Read for the nomination! This is my second Versatile Blogger Award since 2011 and I am so ecstatic for the nomination! :D

Rules of the Versatile Blogger Award

*If you are nominated, you've been awarded the Versatile Blogger Award.
*Thank the person who nominated you. :)
*Link back to their blog. They'd be ever so grateful!
*Select 15 blogs or bloggers for the award (ones you recently discovered or follow regularly)
*Nominate them for the award (remember to notify them once you do!)
*Lastly, tell the person who nominated you seven things about yourself. Easy as that!

Sacramento Regular
1. I hate cucumber. 

2. I love driving, but afraid of heavy traffics. 

3. I am a loyal ice cream fan, even though they are the reason why I can't lose weight. 

4. My favourite past time is to mope. No kid!

5. One of the most beautiful view in the world is to stare at the sky from underneath a tree. 

6. I'm into all sort of music genre, but love Indie and Rock the most. 

7. I have a weakness for dark haired guys.


Pearl @ asteriskpearl's Book Blog

Lola @ Lola's Reviews

Betsy @ I Sold My Soul for Books

Sara @ Sara in Bookland 

Amber @ Sapphyria Book Review

Tracy @ Cornerfolds

Kristen @ One Chapter Ahead

Alexandra @ Milky Way of Books

Jocelyn @ Jooniel Heo

Annette @ Annette's Book Spot

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“For the 500th time, the next few hours blurred into grays, whites, and lime greens, as I hunched on my saddle under The Amazing Race. It didn’t matter if the B’s (the boyfriends) trickled down around me like rain on an umbrella. Or if one, secure, agree- able, current boyfriend—B11—provided SFF substitutes for con-versation, hands, and lips. Writing, days and nights, breathing—my whole world—crippled into melancholia and made no sense if I didn’t have Jack.” -pg.6

“We texted; we didn’t text. Hurt and alone, I abused him digi- tally. He came over and stayed one hour and made sure I knew he wouldn’t be staying over. I felt like a whore and didn’t care. I didn’t have the energy to care. He left in a bad mood (no idea why) and I turned back on a TV show about the morbidly obese. It was becom- ing impossible to be pleasant. I wasn’t easy going, perky, positive, or happy enough for him; his influence on my emotional problems and my personality was an excruciating side effect of what we’d created. I bet this is where a dumb, boring, girlfriend comes in handy. Just shut up, smile and spread your legs.” pg.228

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Christy Heron has been writing professionally for the last thirteen years. She has written four novels, short stories, poetry and has just released her new "Anti" Romance Novel Unrequited – One Girl, Thirteen Boyfriends, and Vodka this summer with great success. Her style is unique and her ability to relate to readers is innate. Ms. Heron paints vivid pictures through words; raw storytelling and vibrant detail making her audience feel as if each page has come alive. A tan, candid, Southern California blonde; however beyond the exterior she is an infinite collection of characters and stories. She loves to make her readers squirm and blush, just enough. Her boisterous, confident, yet deeply intimate personality dances on the pages of her books making them one of a kind. She is currently working on her follow up novels, Twenty Something and Blonde: A Tale of a Los Angeles Life on The Verge and Soulcrusher.

Christy Heron can be reached at: 

authorchristyheron@gmail.com

OR through her SEO Kyrstin Pull 

Kyrstinpull@gmail.com

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Wednesday, February 25, 2015 7 comments
Mending Michael by J.P. Grider



Mending Michael (Hunter Hill University #2)
by J.P. Grider

Genre: Romance
Age category: New Adult
Release Date: December 13, 2014

You can find Mending Michael on Goodreads

You can buy Mending Michael here:
- Amazon
- Smashwords


There is a fine line between love and hate.

When bartender Mick Ross first sees Holly Buchanan walk into Donny's Bar, his heart comes to a halt. That is, until she serves him her fake ID and reveals her true nature when she's declined her drink.

Holly thinks Mick is an ass, and she has no clue why he can't stand her. Though, she does enjoy looking at his ass.

So, when Donny hires Holly to waitress at his bar, she must either deal with Mick's hatred toward her or give him a taste of his own medicine.

Tensions are high.
Comments are made.
Hearts are hurt.

But if there really is a fine line between love and hate, then Mick and Holly must decide on which side they stand.


J.P. Grider is a Young Adult and New Adult author. She is the author of six novels. Her young adult series The Honor Trilogy consists of A Touch of Honor, A Man of Honor, and A Heart of Honor, while her first two novels - Unplugged (A Portrait of a Rock Star) and Maybe This Life - are standalone adult contemporary novels. Her most recent release is the new adult romance Calling California, which is the first in her Hunter Hill University series. The next book in the series – Mending Mick – will be released in October, 2014. All the books in the Hunter Hill University series will be standalone books and can be read in any order.

You can follow J.P. on Facebook at J.P. Grider, Author, on Instagram and Twitter @JPGrider1, and on her blog at jpgrider.com.

You can find and contact J.P. Grider here:
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I received a review copy of the book in exchange for an honest review.


Well, let's start off with the cover. 5 freaking stars for the brilliant contrast of colours and the simplicity of the idea. This is the kind of cover that would grasp my attention in the bookstore when I'm looking for a romance novel. 

With that aside, I thought Mending Michael (brilliant name, to add) was a great story that centred around a broken family and an impossible love relationship. Michael Ross and Holly are great characters to begin with, strong and independent despite being put through numerous hardships in life.
Wednesday, February 25, 2015 5 comments
Happy Monday!



My Blogger Diary is a new feature that I created just to share my random "escapades" and adventures as to fulfil my 2015 resolutions of being more active in blogging and self-fulfilled! It can be book or non-book related relating to an amazing moment or a heartbreaking incident that you are prepared to share with us :) If you are interested, you are always welcome to create a post of your own. I will be ecstatic if you could spread the feature around because I aimed to reach out to the blogging community and share our moments together, making it a happier place than it already is.


This post was inspired by Lola @ Lola's Ramblings (she's an awesome and amazing friend!) - I've featured her as my blog's February Blogger of the Month and you can check out her interview and guest post here. 

So I have been away from the blogging world for almost a week, but not completely non-existent! Firstly I would like to apologize if I have missed out some of your replies or comments and also for my delayed reply to your emails. I have been really busy with travelling (those long hour drives) and the internet connection back at my grandparents' house were poor so I had difficulty going online.  

Anyhow! 

In one of the emails Lola and I had exchanged, she had mentioned that she was interested to know more about Chinese New Year - CNY for short- and I thought I would dedicate this post to her, and also to all you guys for just being here! :) 

Similar to the western version of the New Years, Chinese follows the lunar calendar when it comes to counting the days of the year, and each year is symbolized by 12 different animals -2015 happened to be a goat year!- This is where things start to get interesting because this is where we get our zodiac signs from! I was born in the year of 1994 hence my zodiac sign is a dog (which explains why I behave like a dog sometimes :P). The cycle will repeat itself again every 12 years. You can read more about the 12 zodiac signs here.

12 zodiac signs 
Tuesday, February 24, 2015 2 comments

"Author of the Month" is a new feature that I have recently created to honour my favourite authors who have written some of the best books I have ever read. 

This feature will: 
  • Run for the entire month. 
  • On every Sunday of the month (excluding the first week where I will have a blog post introducing and interviewing the author), there will be a blog post dedicated to the author. The content of the blog post is entirely up to the author's choice. 

For the entire month of February, I am proud to feature Laxmi Hariharan, author of the best-selling The Destiny of Shaitan (Bombay Chronicles #1) as Dreamland Teenage Fantasy's author of the month! Laxmi has been a wonderful and humble person to talk with and I am honoured to have the chance to interview her personally besides reading and reviewing her book - Many Lives of Ruby Iyer (link to review)

Without further ado,

Ribeye Marrow Regular

A near life experience told Laxmi Hariharan to write. She never stopped. Laxmi is the creator of Ruby Iyer, and the Amazon bestselling, eLit Gold winner The Destiny of Shaitan (Bombay Chronicles, 1). She has been a journalist with the Independent, and a global marketer with NBCU and MTV. Laxmi also blogs for Huffington Post, among others. London is where she writes. Bombay is what fires her imagination. 

Reach her @laxmi | Facebook | blog


The Many Lives of Ruby Iyer is published by Amazon White Glove, through Jacaranda Literary Agency, and paperback is distributed in India through Read Out Loud.


Sunday, February 22, 2015 2 comments
Hey guys, 

I will be on a one week break from blogging and work because it's the month of the Lunar New Year! As I'm back in my hometown with loads of cooking to do and tons of visitation to relatives houses, I won't be doing any reviewing or blogging related updates until Monday (23rd February) -except for Sunday, I will be doing my last Author of the Month feature for the month of February - Just writing a post to let you guys know! :D

Till then, see you guys real soon and have a great week ahead! 

Some really huge CNY celebration :P

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